The WhackMan Reviews: Chunky Cheerleaders 2

March 31, 2007 on 8:17 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by The WhackMan today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.

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Malorie Marx is an okay looking Latin chick with a decent body. She could tighten up a bit, but ain’t anywhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into gettin’ fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes The WhackMan’s fucking day. The hot moaning coming outta her whore mouth got The WhackMan off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.

Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this tubby cheerleader bitch. Now this bitch is fat, and throughout the course of the scene Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this tubby bitch. The WhackMan can understand, but, “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like The WhackMan. Fix that shit!

Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two fat cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black Nika Chanel gets a good white dickin’ from Jeremy. The sex is pretty hot, so much so that 2 more of The WhackMan’s loads fired real nice and good.

And the last scene is complete dogshit. This old fat bitch and this other old fat fuck go at each other in a real sad way. This middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed The WhackMan off something fierce.

Scenes 2 & 4 are awful. 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. But the terms of The WhackMan’s contract stipulates in triplicate that The WhackMan “judge the ‘films’ as a whole”.

4 loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.

The WhackMan Reviews: Chunky Cheerleaders 2

March 31, 2007 on 7:48 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by The WhackMan today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.

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Malorie Marx is an okay looking Latin chick with a decent body. She could tighten up a bit, but ain’t anywhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into gettin’ fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes The WhackMan’s fucking day. The hot moaning coming outta her whore mouth got The WhackMan off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.

Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this tubby cheerleader bitch. Now this bitch is fat, and throughout the course of the scene Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this tubby bitch. The WhackMan can understand, but, “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like The WhackMan. Fix that shit!

Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two fat cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black Nika Chanel gets a good white dickin’ from Jeremy. The sex is pretty hot, so much so that 2 more of The WhackMan’s loads fired real nice and good.

And the last scene is complete dogshit. This old fat bitch and this other old fat fuck go at each other in a real sad way. This middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed The WhackMan off something fierce.

Scenes 2 & 4 are awful. 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. But the terms of The WhackMan’s contract stipulates in triplicate that The WhackMan “judge the ‘films’ as a whole”.

4 loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.

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Jordan Capri & One Of The Lightspeed Girls Having Some Fun In The Sun

March 31, 2007 on 5:08 am | In JORDAN CAPRI, LIGHTSPEED GIRLS, Uncategorized | Comments Off

Jordan Capri & One Of The Lightspeed Girls

Jordan Capri & One Of The Lightspeed Girls Having Some Fun In The Sun

Jordan Capri & One Of The Lightspeed Girls Having Some Fun In The Sun

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Let Me Teach You A Filthy Lesson

March 31, 2007 on 5:00 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

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Dinner With The Chick From The Gym

March 30, 2007 on 4:39 pm | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

So I’ve been pretty fucking high all week from my Sunday afternoon performance. This is real. If I’m not now, in a couple years I could be a full blown sociopath. I can’t stop thinking about how well it went, and how, not so much lying, but how easily I shaded and bent the truth to suit my needs… which are of course to be putting my dick in an 18 year old. I find myself looking forward to the next time I see her parents, and Tuesday night when she was over I even asked if we could have dinner with them this weekend. Yes, I actually suggested it, but the 18 year old said her father had to work in San Diego this weekend. I didn’t say anything, but wondered to myself what her damn good looking mom was gonna be doing left all by her lonesome this weekend. Fuck…

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But I digress, the matter more at hand – and based more in reality – is the chick from the gym. I met her for dinner last night at a Chili’s just up the street from the gym. I got a beer and some chicken tacos while she had some fucking salad and a glass of water. She was her same flirty self, but this time I noticed there were more of the usual stock questions: do you like animals, where do you see yourself in 5 years, that type of bullshit. I gave her my standard answers and tried to change the subject. I like getting women to talk about what their real dreams are, then try to get them to tell me some of their most memorable times in life. I do this to try to get them to see how far their dream life is from their actual reality with the hopes of getting them to let their hair down. Life is fucking short… I didn’t even bother trying to get her to come back to my place. She just wanted to talk to someone, and I’m happy to do that ’cause I’ve found that if you can be that type of guy for a woman while not always trying to fuck them, they’ll wind up trusting you more easily, and in the end let you fuck them quicker. We’ll see if this works with her. So last night it was just my hand and TrashyToons.com that made the cum blast outta my dick. They were fine loads, and I slept beautifully.

THIS HOT BRUNETTE IS WAITING TO FUCK YOU

March 30, 2007 on 1:24 pm | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

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Casey Parker Doing A Workout In The Nude

March 30, 2007 on 12:25 pm | In CASEY PARKER, Uncategorized | Comments Off

Casey Parker Doing A Workout In The Nude

Casey Parker gets a good workout in her birthday suit

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The WhackMan Reviews: Girl Bang

March 30, 2007 on 12:05 pm | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

Pure Filth is livin’ up to its name today by bringing The WhackMan Girl Bang, a damn fine lesbian orgy lick fest that’ll leave you wanting more and more and FUCKING MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13 bitches are gettin’ their freak on in this luscious dyke inferno. This flick features all kinds of glorious shit: nipples fucking vaginas, hard finger banging, vibrators and dildos, tons of fucking muff diving, 69 action, and plenty of – what The WhackMan fell particularly in love with – the filthy dirty girl talk. These bitches prove pretty conclusively that they don’t necessarily need the cack, but The WhackMan got the feeling that if one was there these wild bitches would’ve eaten the fuck out of it. And The WhackMan does literally mean “eat”. They probably would’ve bitten that shit off, divided it up, then drank it down with a nice Merlot.

Girl Bang has got all the lesbian action you can handle, but it drifts and drags at points, but what holds it to-fucking-gether is the fact that there are ten exposed breasts at all times. The WhackMan blasted 7 pearly loads to it. It’s worth your fucking time.

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The WhackMan Reviews: Girl Bang

March 30, 2007 on 12:03 pm | In Uncategorized | Comments Off

Pure Filth is livin’ up to its name today by bringing The WhackMan Girl Bang, a damn fine lesbian orgy lick fest that’ll leave you wanting more and more and FUCKING MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13 bitches are gettin’ their freak on in this luscious dyke inferno. This flick features all kinds of glorious shit: nipples fucking vaginas, hard finger banging, vibrators and dildos, tons of fucking muff diving, 69 action, and plenty of – what The WhackMan fell particularly in love with – the filthy dirty girl talk. These bitches prove pretty conclusively that they don’t necessarily need the cack, but The WhackMan got the feeling that if one was there these wild bitches would’ve eaten the fuck out of it. And The WhackMan does literally mean “eat”. They probably would’ve bitten that shit off, divided it up, then drank it down with a nice Merlot.

Girl Bang has got all the lesbian action you can handle, but it drifts and drags at points, but what holds it to-fucking-gether is the fact that there are ten exposed breasts at all times. The WhackMan blasted 7 pearly loads to it. It’s worth your fucking time.

JORDAN CAPRI BEING FUCKED IN HER STOLEN HONEYMOON SEXTAPE

March 30, 2007 on 12:02 pm | In Uncategorized | No Comments

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